yaoihandspom:

amporafest:

xhonk:

stillspoopingforspook:

terezi:

4gifs:

Sun melting crayons time-lapse rainbow [video]

OH MY GOD

notice the one yellow-green crayon that’s too cool to melt

notice the red starts slow then BAM

just like a period

just like a period

(Source: 4gifs, via liveurlife2thefullest)

  • PE Teacher: why are you running so slowly
  • Me: It does not matter how slow you go, as long as you do not stop - Wisdom of Confucius

emojustinyoung:

he keeps getting stuck in the couch

(via heart)

telapathetic:

why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4am

(Source: telapathetic, via unpopuler)

girlslug:

TOO REAL

(via zackisontumblr)

  • waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop cyring

(Source: SHELLTTER, via icy-brunette)

mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

(via unpopuler)

relahvant:

when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

image

image

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calm-your-cloaca:

babyletyourfantasiesunwind:

yersinia—pestis:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

No but I can just imagine a person bursting through the door screaming “I NEED YOUR HELP. IT’S A NINE” and everyone in the shop stops and all collectively goes “Oh shit” and the florists start working frantically while the man/woman just stands there looking scared as fuck while the other customers are trying to figure out what they did. 

that must be bad if it’s a 9 on an alphabetical scale.

IM FUCKGIN CRYING

(Source: subgirlygirl, via mal86hans)